January 2010
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why...?
Why is it that when you’re drunk things get more dizzy as time goes on and you have trouble understanding what’s happening in Gilmore Gilrs????
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Biggest Accomplishment Ever!!!!
Going through my blackberry and updating all my music playlists so that I will no longer wonder why Kings of Leon is not in my mobile musical device…
Setting: Plane traumatically flying through...
British Woman: Julie Andrews is in the cockpit!
British Man: Thank GOD!!
I love the Britains, as if Julie Andrews voice can sooth a plane and safely land it. Oh wait… it can!
Just posted old textbooks on Amazon
I’ve been putting it off for years…. best shot I’ll get is about $200 in reality I’ll be lucky if I sell one.
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Burned 500 cardio plus hour and half of yoga...
and I’ve learned not to go grocery shopping after such days…
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Is anyone else getting annoyed by the commercials...
I just want them to stop bitching… I mean they took away half the channels requiring a specific box to get all of them and my stupid apartment just has a cable so I’ve been limited for a long while…
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“Homosexuality is God’s way of insuring the truly gifted are’t...”
– Sam Austin
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“Wouldn’t it be great if you could only get AIDS from giving money to...”
– Elayne Boosler
I have sent three different pictures of my cock to...
johnwilkestooth:
TRUFAX.
REVENGE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
I’m hearing : I WILL NEVER GET A RESPECTABLE JOB!
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eHarmony
I don’t understand what eHarmony is thinking. “Let’s assault homosexuals with emails offering to match them up with their opposite sex soulmates!” Yeah, ‘cause we’re that stupid that we think the one perfect match from eHarmony will make us reconsider our gayness.
If I was not interested in a va-jayjay when I was a 17 yo horny prom goer I’m pretty sure I...
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“Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human...”
– Victor / Victoria