I knew a Dominatrix who came to the local Starbucks in Garden City who looked like this…

I knew a Dominatrix who came to the local Starbucks in Garden City who looked like this…

Beeps

I uploaded the sound effect of the Enterprise-E computer voice command recognized beep as my blackberry’s notification for text messaging… and now I smile everytime I get a text… I am such a dork.

“I’m only penile psychic. I can tell when a man is thinking with his unit.”
Lucy Liu (as Ling Woo in Ally McBeal)

Highlight

Highlight of today is that I got a betta fish. Sadly this will probably also be the highlight of the week…

Funny video of the day… Tim Minchin - Inflatable You

ranga-sauce:

I’m going to start saying this to people whenever they disagree with me

ranga-sauce:

I’m going to start saying this to people whenever they disagree with me

“Who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three ‘er the other side he’ll see.”
African or European swallow?
Before and After my trip to the barber’s… I’m still in shock.

Before and After my trip to the barber’s… I’m still in shock.